Dozerbeatz - Mixing/Mastering ITB
Free Realtime Autotune Video Tutorial
updated
DRC Designer: http://www.alanjordan.org/DRCDesigner/HelpFrameset.html
Room Eq Wizard: http://www.roomeqwizard.com
Sciency Things:
http://www.roomeqwizard.com/help/help_en-GB/html/iseqtheanswer.html
http://drc-fir.sourceforge.net/doc/drc.html
meridian-audio.com/meridian-uploads/w_paper/Room_Correction_prt.pdf
http://www.acousticfrontiers.com/201071room-correction-a-primer-html
http://www.acousticfrontiers.com/201163hard-proof-that-equalization-kills-room-modes-html
http://www.aes.org/e-lib/browse.cfm?elib=17839
http://www.dirac.com/live-home-professional-audio-info
This video is about using digital room correction. This video is about using Room Eq Wizard with DRC Designer(Digital Room Correction Designer) to create room correction filters as an impulse response. You can then load these impulse responses into your convolution plugin, and monitor through the correction filters.
IF USING A SUBWOOFER WITH 2 SPEAKER MONITORS
WATCH SPECIAL SETUP INFO HERE: youtu.be/-X2cGUa_Mik?t=2m38s
I will be adding links to debate and science as well.
A flat frequency response is not necessarily better.
Some will feel as though there is a lack of low frequency content,
and that the sound is very bright in the higher frequencies. This may cause you to
overcompensate when mixing/mastering, leading to a boomy, dull sound.
Up next in the series: Using Room Eq Wizard with Digital Room Correction Designer
Using Room Eq Wizard with Digital Room Correction Designer: youtu.be/-X2cGUa_Mik
Intro created in After Effects using Element 3D
UMIK-1 Measurement Mic: minidsp.com/products/acoustic-measurement/umik-1
Fog Convolver: audiothing.net/effects/fog-convolver
Room Eq Wizard: http://www.roomeqwizard.com
Sciency things:
http://www.roomeqwizard.com/help/help_en-GB/html/iseqtheanswer.html
http://drc-fir.sourceforge.net/doc/drc.html
meridian-audio.com/meridian-uploads/w_paper/Room_Correction_prt.pdf
http://www.acousticfrontiers.com/201071room-correction-a-primer-html
http://www.acousticfrontiers.com/201163hard-proof-that-equalization-kills-room-modes-html
http://www.aes.org/e-lib/browse.cfm?elib=17839
http://www.dirac.com/live-home-professional-audio-info
this video shows, room measurement room correction eq equalization equalizer
how to correct room correction room analysis analyze room response plugin with
convolution plugins using room eq wizard
NOTE and Credit: I got the Izotope Nectar Parallel compression idea from John Perry, with Izotope. His series Vocal Master Class. You can see it used in this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=Yr07ejz8wnU
I use other parallel compression methods as well. Any parallel compression method will work, followed by some eq if needed.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
This video is about mixing vocals with plugins to create vocal thickness. Get vocal warmth and thickness without overdubbing the whole vocal. This tutorial will show you how to mix vocals using techniques to add vocal warmth and vocal thickness. Hope you like this mixing tutorial. If you like this mixing tutorial, there are more mixing tutorials, and vocal mixing tutorials, on my channel. Subscribe for future mixing tutorials.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
This video is about mixing vocals with plugins in a Mixtape fashion when you don't have tracked out instrumentals. Get a good mix without all the instruments seperately. This tutorial will show you how to mix vocals using techniques, and discuss vocal mixing tips Hope you like this mixing tutorial. If you like this mixing tutorial, there are more mixing tutorials, and vocal mixing tutorials, on my channel. Subscribe for future mixing tutorials.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
This video tutorial is about mastering with plugins for mixtape. You will learn some mastering techniques in this mastering tutorial. Learn to master audio. This tutorial will show you how to master using techniques to warmth to your master as well. Hope you like this mastering tutorial. If you like this mastering tutorial, there are more mixing tutorials,mastering tutorials and vocal mixing tutorials, on my channel. Subscribe for future mixing tutorials.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
NOTE and Credit: I got the Izotope Nectar Parallel compression idea from John Perry, with Izotope. His series Vocal Master Class. You can see it used in this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=Yr07ejz8wnU
I use other parallel compression methods as well. Any parallel compression method will work, followed by some eq if needed.
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
This video is about mixing lead vocals with plugins to create vocal thickness. Get vocal warmth and thickness without overdubbing the whole vocal. This tutorial will show you how to lead mix vocals using techniques to add lead vocal warmth and lead vocal thickness. Hope you like this lead vocal mixing tutorial. If you like this lead vocal mixing tutorial, there are more mixing tutorials, and vocal mixing tutorials, on my channel. Subscribe for future mixing tutorials.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
This video is about mixing vocals with reverb with plugins to create vocal thickness, clarity, and vocal reverb space. Get vocal warmth, vocal space, vocal reverb with clarity. This tutorial will show you how to mix vocals using techniques to add vocal warmth and vocal thickness, and vocal reverb space. Hope you like this reverb mixing tutorial. If you like this reverb mixing tutorial, there are more mixing tutorials, and vocal mixing tutorials, on my channel. Subscribe for future mixing tutorials.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Learn how to mix hook vocals in this hook mixing tutorial. Learn techniques to get good sounding hook vocals, or chorus vocals. With these hook vocal mixing techniques, you will have better sounding hook vocals. We hope you like the tutorials. Don't forget to subscribe.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Lear audio mastering secrets and lies. In this mastering tutorial I will cover some of the things that are true, secret, and lies. We hope you like this mastering insight tutorial. Don't forget to subscribe.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
This video is about mixing background vocals with plugins to create vocal thickness. Get vocal warmth and thickness on background vocals. This tutorial will show you how to mix background vocals using techniques to add vocal warmth and vocal thickness. Hope you like this background vocal mixing tutorial. If you like this background mixing tutorial, there are more mixing tutorials, and vocal mixing tutorials, on my channel. Subscribe for future mixing tutorials.
Drama Cursed Song:soundcloud.com/dominick/drama-cursed-remaster
Link to Drama Cursed Series Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?action_edit=1&list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8dFVTrbmHfKhvPFvDFYXt4
Instrumental by Bobby Ruckuss and Definite: http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=312524
Learn all about routing Tracks, Busses, Sends: youtube.com/watch?v=09MAAj1F_1I
Mixing with headphones video: youtube.com/watch?v=FETrzRhfjd0
My recording setup: youtube.com/watch?v=XN3Pl73dyOw
Pitched Vox Tutorial DVD Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
This video is about mixing vocals with plugins on the All Vocals bus. This tutorial will show you how to mix vocals using the All vocals bus. Hope you like this mixing tutorial. If you like this mixing tutorial, there are more mixing tutorials on my channel. Subscribe for future mixing tutorials.
QB Beats: youtube.com/user/chuckbeats
www.qbtracks.com
In this video I discuss recording vocals in a booth, closet, or open room. If you are recording vocals in an un-treated environment, or have very small amount of acoustic treatment...I cover this as well. We hope you like this vocal recording tutorial.
Studio Build Videos: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z-EQLbKYESNv8VpvDsX_qgeAll instrumental background instrumentals by
QB Beats: youtube.com/user/chuckbeats
www.qbtracks.com
Rittz - For Real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPyHzb_8_vA
Club On Fiya Full Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Autotune Recording Secrets Playlist:http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC12D8467D225CAC9
Studio Acoustic Build Playlist:http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z-EQLbKYESNv8VpvDsX_qge
Mixing Playlist:http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB076F075C462F317
Link to my website: http://dozermayne.tripod.com
Song can be heard at soundcloud.com/dominick/club-on-fiya-by-dozer
Link to Club On Fiya Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Link to Club On Fiya Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Many more designs coming!
Learn to create vocal harmonies, without singing them, or copy and paste.
Link to my website: http://dozermayne.tripod.com
Link to Club On Fiya Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Link to my website: http://dozermayne.tripod.com
Link to Club On Fiya Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Link to my website: http://dozermayne.tripod.com
Link to Club On Fiya Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Link to my website: http://dozermayne.tripod.com
Link to Club On Fiya Playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z8qb_RL07BT-D1ht1h1GV-b
Many more designs coming!
Watch as I show one of the many methods for hanging
a ceiling cloud trap. Here is a link to the full studio acoustic building series playlist on my channel. Enjoy! Playlist link
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z-EQLbKYESNv8VpvDsX_qge
Many more designs coming!
Watch as I show one of the many methods for hanging
a ceiling to wall apex straddle trap. Here is a link to the
full studio acoustic building series playlist on my channel.
Enjoy! Playlist link
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z-EQLbKYESNv8VpvDsX_qge
Many more designs coming!
I show some of the measurements that you need to take into consideration when hanging acoustic panels. Watch as I walk you through step by step. Here is a link to the full studio acoustic build series playlist on my channel. Enjoy!
Playlist link
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z-EQLbKYESNv8VpvDsX_qge
Many more designs coming!
Watch as I show how to build acoustic ceiling cloud and straddle traps, as well as acoustic wall panel traps. Here is the link to the full studio acoustic build series.
Playlist link
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z-EQLbKYESNv8VpvDsX_qge
Many more designs coming!
Watch as I show you how to build acoustic ceiling clouds, and wall panels. Using Roxul Safe'n'Sound for Ceiling and Straddle traps and OC703 for wall panel traps.
Playlist link
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu_BM3KgB5Z-EQLbKYESNv8VpvDsX_qge
How to Make Barbell Band Spacers DIY $3.50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXhSj52r_k
Measure Powerlifting Band Tension / How to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE6TrcJTpQ
Powerlifting / Chuck Taylors vs Running Shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRewutLzUKY
Rogue Econ Belt / Red Monster Bands / Unboxing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwYfAzUgjQ
You will even have material left over to make other sizes.
Step by step video instructions.
Make Band Pegs for Power Rack DIY / Powertec Rack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfkG-YdBi6c
Measure Powerlifting Band Tension / How to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE6TrcJTpQ
Powerlifting / Chuck Taylors vs Running Shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRewutLzUKY
Rogue Econ Belt / Red Monster Bands / Unboxing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwYfAzUgjQ
Many more designs coming!
I show how to measure band tension using a fish scale.
Depending on how much weight you are using, will determine the
type of scale. Mainly used for smaller pounds.
Make Band Pegs for Power Rack DIY / Powertec Rack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfkG-YdBi6c
How to Make Barbell Band Spacers DIY $3.50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXhSj52r_k
Powerlifting / Chuck Taylors vs Running Shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRewutLzUKY
Rogue Econ Belt / Red Monster Bands / Unboxing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwYfAzUgjQ
Many more designs coming!
I show the differnces between the Converse Chuck Taylor Allstars and running shoes, with regards to powerlifting.
Make Band Pegs for Power Rack DIY / Powertec Rack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfkG-YdBi6c
How to Make Barbell Band Spacers DIY $3.50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXhSj52r_k
Measure Powerlifting Band Tension / How to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE6TrcJTpQ
Rogue Econ Belt / Red Monster Bands / Unboxing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNwYfAzUgjQ
Many more designs coming!
This is just to show how it comes packaged.
Shipping was fast, and the belt and bands work great.
These are high quality products for a cheap price.
Make Band Pegs for Power Rack DIY / Powertec Rack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfkG-YdBi6c
How to Make Barbell Band Spacers DIY $3.50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xXhSj52r_k
Measure Powerlifting Band Tension / How to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE6TrcJTpQ
Powerlifting / Chuck Taylors vs Running Shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRewutLzUKY
put together. You get to see me in person, as well as my alter ego's
http://dozermayne.tripod.com
All instrumentals royalty free from
beats2rap2.com...all instrumentals produced
by QB aka Chuck Beats. Check'em out..
http://www.qbtracks.com
Some ideas on how you can record your vocals when you are alone, and no one is there to press the record button, as well as discuss room acoustics for vocal recording.
Many more designs coming!
I show a method, one of many, used to attach acoustic foam tiles to wall.
If the video helped, drop a like. http://dozermayne.tripod.com
www.soundcloud.com/dominick
dozerbeatz@gmail.com
More free tutorials at http://dozermayne.tripod.com . Best Tutorial on Mixing for Mixtape, watch as I show you how I mixed my Black Ops 2 Anthem song. CLICK SHOW MORE!!
More free tutorials at http://dozermayne.tripod.com . Best Tutorial on Mixing for Mixtape, watch as I show you how I mixed my Black Ops 2 Anthem song. CLICK SHOW MORE!!
More free tutorials at http://dozermayne.tripod.com . Best Tutorial on Mixing for Mixtape, watch as I show you how I mixed my Black Ops 2 Anthem song. CLICK SHOW MORE!!
Also, the tutorial DVD videos are 800x600, but I had to
change the aspect ratio to 1280x720 for Youtube, and this
caused the video to stretch.
Many more designs coming!
In this video I show how high input lag can effect your accuracy, as well as a test you
can do yourself to see if you have input lag.
Many more designs coming!
Epic C4 Shield Trollage, and C4 Ownage.
PS3 Gamertag:ZxNiNjAxGuYxZ
Sensitivity:9
First, regarding audio:
I play the game, while recording my audio with my audio
interface. If I have good clips in a game, I bookmark it.
Video is played back through theater for recording.
Video recorded with Everio GZ-HM300BU HD camcorder
on tripod in front of 42in Vizio LCD HDTV, manual focus.
I currently do not have a capture card.
Audio: Out from PS3 AV(white/red) to Emu1820M audio interface in studio, into Cubase 5 audio software.
This records all game audio, and other players chat. Basically, what you hear is recorded. 24bit .wav
My vocals and how I hear the audio:
The game sound is output to headphones, Audio Technica ATH-M40fs from Emu1820M audio interface.
I have a Bluetooth earpiece clipped onto my shirt, so I
can talk to people in game.
My actual vocals, however, are being recorded into a dynamic
microphone on a microphone stand/boom, with pop filter in front of mic.
My vocals are also being input into the Emu1820M and recorded in Cubase 5.
I have a daul video monitor setup, one to view Cubase 5 recording of all audio, and the other hooked up to my ps3 for gameplay. Both my computer and PS3 are running at time of audio recording, of course.
After recording video, I bring video into Premiere Pro CS5, along
with the audio files I recorded, which contain all in game sound, player
chat, and my recorded vocals.
I then align the audio with the game footage, which takes
a bit of time, but I have a system I used during recording the
game audio. If I do something that is worthy of recording as a clip,
I stop the audio recording, then restart. That way I just need
to take the end of the audio to sync it up with video clips, instead
of searching the whole audio wave file for the clip sound.
Also do a bit of color correction, white balance, in Premiere.
Intro done in After Effects CS5, dynamic link to Premiere Pro CS5.
Future videos coming? Possibly..!!
Showing how I mixed and mastered the audio in my video here on youtube titled "We Are The Infantry". A video I produced over here in Afghanistan. No narration from me on this one, currently don't have a mic with me. Watch the video from my youtube channel.
UPDATED VERSION WITH NARRATION COMING SOON!!
Instrumental produced by: http://www.whpbeats.com CHECK THEM OUT!!!
Watch as I show how my track "Count'n on my Dollaz" was recorded, routed, mixed.
Currently in Afghanistan..so just system audio, no vocal narration on this one.
Free for my people. More to come in the future...when I return home.
If you are an aspiring audio mixing engineer..and you learned something, that is great.
Just don't forget about me in this big world..lol
Audio in this video is compressed, and at 192kbps .mp3. At the expense of some sound quality and stereo field. Listen and download the full track and others at
www.soundcloud.com/dominick
Script:
May I help you
Hello Mr. air muscle guy
What the fuck did you just call me?
Yes Mr. Air Muscle guy, you do look scary. hold up, let me move, out of your way, so you can walk past, big guy. Shit, you just lifted those 6 plates, on each side of the leg press, at a full three inches range of motion. Tell me your secret. Is it cause you walk around, flexed, everywhere you go. is it because, you have on, a tight shirt? What is that red stuff your drinking, must be demon urine. I see it gives you, fire for your lifts. may I but have a sip, of that demon urine also. How did you cultivate, such demon urine. Did you make a pact, with a demon, and he takes a piss in a cup for you, and leaves it, under the moonlight, but, which you can only retrieve, while being full naked. Fucking sign me up, for demon urine.
Are you fucking insane?
Mr. Air Muscle guy. I am your greatest fan, I watch in awe as you do things, no other can do. Your arms are 4 inches, from your sides, I can only speculate, its because your super huge, invisible back muscles, are in the way. How ever, did you put on your shirt. Did like, angels, descend, from the mountains, with, hobbits, by their side, and, instruct them to use, dragon spunk, and rub it, on your body, and lay you in the sun, to bask, and dry this shield of armor, you call a shirt? Sign me the fuck up. I want fucking angels, hobbits, and fucking dragon spunk, screw that, maybe if I actually, cut the balls off a dragon, and have freaking dwarfs, hold them over me, while an orc slays the sack, thereby spilling, pure, unadulterated, dragon spunk, over my torso, works better..
Look here,you pussy. I work hard for this body. I am not doing what you say. This is the way I always walk. Fuck off, or I will fuck you up.
If only, I could but attain, Air Musclemenship.I too, would cause the gym, to be in awe, as I curled 50 pound dumbbells, while swinging my hips, like I was screwing, a desert nymph..
Talking Tom on Grocery Store Lines. From the mind of "Dozer the Supa Nova"
www.myspace.com/dagspotsoldier
www.soundcloud.com/dominick.
dozerbeatz@yahoo.com
dozerbeatz@gmail.com