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Cucumber Quest Dub: Prologue [Part 1/2]

JelloApocalypse 2024-10-15 | Cucumber Quest Dub: Prologue [Part 1/2]

Are You Ready To Buy?

JelloApocalypse 2023-11-10 | The world's scariest realtor tries to sell a lovely couple some of the worst houses on earth for the price of a small country. Six million dollars for a broken dream. Six hundred thousand for a pile of mold. Are you ready to buy?

Editing - twitch.tv/piph0

Realtors:
Jello
Amy - twitter.com/whambamyam
Jay - twitter.com/Stabbyness

Molly has had ENOUGH

JelloApocalypse 2023-11-04 | Molly snaps.

An #epitheterased short!
Artwork by Luveygold, original audio by Scott Seiss.

Epithet Erased - Bubblegum Renegade

JelloApocalypse 2023-10-13 | The year is 1952. Three kids sit outside the malt shop and warn a classmate of the dreaded "Bubblegum Renegade," the nastiest ankle-biter on the playground.

An Epithet Erased original song.

Music video animated by Luveygold
twitter.com/luveygold

STARRING
Bryn Apprill as Phoenica
Lindsay Sheppard as Stonk
Marissa Lenti as Stink
Dani Chambers as Molly
Oz Ryan as the Bubblegum Renegade

Lyrics by Brendan Blaber
Composition + Mix - HvnterBvss
Music Direction by Dawn M. Bennett

===LYRICS===

(FEENIE)
Did you guys want to hit up the playground after school?

(STINK)
Can’t go to that playground, kid. That’s Renegade territory.

(STONK)
You don’t mess with the Renegade!

(FEENIE)
“Renegade?”

(MOLLY)
You don’t know about the Bubblegum Renegade?

(STINK)
Tch. Then I guess we’ll just have to tell you.

VERSE 1:

(STINK)
Card in the spokes and shoulder spikes

(STONK)
Tearin' up the town on a tricked-out trike

(MOLLY)
Safety wheels off: They’re a dang’rous breed!

(STINK)
Don’t use a bandage when they scrape their knees.

(STINK / STONK / MOLLY)
Stays after class. Tagging in chalk.

(STONK)
Heard that on a double dare... they ate a rock!

(STINK / STONK / MOLLY)
Getting in fights. Cutting in line.

(FEENIE)
Bet they've been to juvie like a dozen times!

(ALL)
You don’t mess! Mess! Mess with the Renegade…

(MOLLY)
Oh no!

(ALL)
If you do! Then! Look at the mess you’ve made…
(Whoa-whoa)
Nasty, no-good, naught but trouble
Bubblegum Renegade
You want stress? Well you’d get less
From divin’ on a live grenade!

INTERMISSION 1:
MOLLY: Careful darlin’. School just got out. Walkin’ home from the malt shop at this time of day… Never know who you might run into.

FEENIE: Don’t worry! I’ll head straight home!

STINK/STONK: But she didn’t.

VERSE 2:

(ALL)
Straight-A student in a poodle skirt
Playin’ on the playground when she got hurt
Tripped in the park and her lanky limbs
Got trapped in the jumble of the jungle gym

Who should appear? Pink leather vest.

(MOLLY)
Lolly in the mouth like a cigarette

(ALL)
What could she do? No one to help!
Baby teenybopper all by herself!

When a hand! Hand! Hand comes reachin’ out…
(Whoa yeah!)
They will help, help, help help help you out.
(Whoa whoa)
Nasty, no-good, naught but trouble
Bubblegum Renegade
Say they’re sour, but turns out they’re
Sweeter than lemonade

INTERMISSION 2:

(FEENIE)
The Renegade nodded, then turned to go.
I asked for a playdate… but they said “No.”

(TRIXIE)
Gotta get home by six. Sorry. I wanna.
But mom gets worried. And I love my mama.

(FEENIE)
They revved up their spokes so they wouldn’t be late.
But I’ll never forget you… my Renegade.

(ALL)
Nasty, no-good, naught-but-trouble
Bubblegum Renegade
Helps you out when you’re in trouble
Bubblegum… Renegade~!

Sky Pirate Girlfriends

JelloApocalypse 2023-10-06 | Remember: We are thousands of feet in the air.

An edited-down highlight video of our fully-voiced playthrough of Skies of Arcadia: Legends, one of the best JRPGs ever made. The full playthrough can be watched on @JelloPlaysVideoGames

CAST:
Jello as Vyse and Ramirez (me!)
Will as Aika and Drachma - (twitter.com/bigmovingtarget)
Arim as Enrique and Gilder - (twitter.com/TomLaflin)
Yam as Fina and Piastol - (twitter.com/whambamyam)
Savvy as Galcian - (twitter.com/Eternal_Savvy)
Guest starring Oz - (twitter.com/spectralfusion)

EDITING - Me

PERSONAL ASSISTANT - Aloha (twitter.com/IJustWantAloha)

ADDITIONAL ARTWORK:
"Thumbnail" and "Galcian Head" by Bo Hello - (twitter.com/beauhello)
"Vyse 'Yeah! ...Yeah.' Panels" by Six - (twitter.com/fr0gfairy)
"'You Would Disagree With a Woman?' Comic" by Linesonwhite - (linesonwhite.tumblr.com)
"'Everyone is so mean to me' Enrique" by geo_sabor - (twitter.com/geo_sabor)
"Drachma Dad" by ClottedScream - (twitter.com/clottedscream)
"Aika Biting a Pillow" by Savvy

Special thanks to AresArcadia and TheRealNoseguy for fantastic access to hundreds of models and info that made editing this SO much easier. Thanks to Tactoe for help editing in-game textures.

The WORST Lemonades

JelloApocalypse 2023-07-14 | On a quest to try every lemonade in the world, one man discovers that if a lemonade is hard to find in stores, there's usually a reason for that. And the reason is "it's probably terrible".

Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/jelloapocalypse

Originally a charity donation stream for "Alex's Lemonade Stand."
Watch the original stream here: youtube.com/watch?v=Kcyl5yrjphU

Poison Tester/Editor - Brendan Blaber (twitter.com/BrendanBlaber)
Camera - Paul Stafford (instagram.com/staff_1989)
Personal Assistant - Aloha (twitter.com/IJustWantAloha)
Shirt Design - Miski twitter.com/miskiart

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MUSIC USED - (In Order)

"The Show Must Be Go" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

Lemon Theme - Plasterbrain

Other songs from Kevin MacLeod that I can't fit in the description because attributing them all correctly requires copy-pasting the same lines multiple times and it goes over YouTube's 5000 character limit for descriptions:

The Show Must Be Go
Open Those Bright Eyes
Honey Bee
Beach Party
Laconic Granny
Life of Riley
Nouvelle Noel
Carefree
Monkeys Spinning Monkeys
Stealth Groover
Quirky Dog
Fretless
Heart of Nowhere
Tea Roots
Funkorama
Onion Capers
Modern Jazz Samba
Ishikari Lore
Fiddles McGinty
Sneaky Snitch
Danse of Questionable Tuning
Funin and Sunin
The Secret of Tiki Island
SCP-x2x
Deuces
Two Together
Porch Swing Days Slower
Brightly Fancy
Bushwick Tarantella
Acid Trumpet
Leapord Print
Glitter Blast
Groove Groove

TRAPPED (in a Bad Flash Game)

JelloApocalypse 2023-04-28 | This video feels heavier than a normal video...

This is an edited down version of a livestream where Jay and I play "Trapped", "Pursuit", "Escape", and "Vorago", by Godlimations. You can watch it in full on our second channel, JELLO PLAYS GAMES:
youtube.com/watch?v=YGz_6ZE3cuw

This is what my boyfriend and I did for our anniversary, lol.

Go watch my boyfriend Jay's show "Reflection!"
youtube.com/channel/UCUhm553d41UFi1vvJq4Bs0Q

Thumbnail art and magic McNeely Beard by Six
twitter.com/fr0gfairy?lang=en

Pokémon - Dogs in Love 2

JelloApocalypse 2023-04-21 | We stream games most Mondays! Watch here @JelloPlaysVideoGames
Check out the exclusive extra video over on Patreon! patreon.com/posts/81833982?pr=true

Espeon and Umbreon's son, Jolteon, goes on an adventure and also it turns out he's a hellspawn. Oops. This video took so long to make.

Watch us stream LIVE most Mondays on our new channel, JELLO PLAYS GAMES
youtube.com/channel/UCLGNfgTQGxinlI-aOhpKa4A

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POKEMON ART
twitter.com/NinGeko_Art

CHARACTER ART
twitter.com/Emdyofficial

FLASHBACK ART
sonocomics.tumblr.com

ADDITIONAL ART
(Unhealthy Sandals) Six - twitter.com/fr0gfairy
(Mr. Snattle) Bo - twitter.com/beauhello

VOICES
Yam (player) - twitter.com/whambamyam
Jello - twitter.com/BrendanBlaber
Will - twitter.com/BigMovingTarget
Arim - twitter.com/TomLaflin
Lenti - twitter.com/MarissaLenti
Oz - twitter.com/spectralfusion

Guest appearance by Gianni Matragrano.

Epithet Erased - Great at Cowboy [Official Extended Version]

JelloApocalypse 2023-04-07 | GET THE SONG HERE:
open.spotify.com/album/3Ubl28fMtS7mqsLmbGOIVU

Vocals - Dawn M. Bennett
Lyrics - Brendan Blaber
Music - PLASTERBRAIN
Mix - HvnterBvss
Art - Oz Ryan

=== LYRICS ===
At the stroke of sundown
There's a shadow in the wood
Not sure what she's up to
But you know it ain't no good

She's a demon, she's a devil,
She's a rough-and-tumble rebel
Yeah, she's far beyond your level and
She's watching you...

Oooh, ooooh...

In the gloamy orange light
You won't live to see the night

In the woods you hear a whisper
Could it be the Phantom Drifter?
There's a chance you went n' missed her
Just don't turn around...
In a flash she's there behind you
Out of sight and out of mind
And now no one will ever find you
Buried six feet down...

Staring at the sundown
A green flash of memory
In the lambent light I spy
My ma, my pa, and me

We were diggin’ for a dino
‘Neath a sunny morning sky, though
Lookin’ back now only I know
What it’s gonna be…

Oooh, ooooh...

They unearthed that golden box
From the dirt and bone and rock
And the Banzais came a-crawlin’
What they did then was appalling’
Golden hunger ever-callin’
Needing to be fed
And those yellow-bellied cowards
Saw that ma ‘n pa were showered
With a lead rain and the flowers
Were a blooming red

-- (whistle break) --

Summers full of sundowns
Winters flew by like the leaves
Little girl grew up alone
And learned to shoot the breeze

Moved from drillin’ on to killin’
Made her livin’ as a villain
Heart is broke, but body willin’
And the gun’s for hire
Someone said “Your gun’s misguided”
Had a fight that was one-sided
Eye-to-eye they both Kaleid-ed
Came down to the wire…

She’s a demon… she’s a devil…
Finally someone on her level
Found a base to match her treble
Now she comprehends

And the dawn, she starts to brighten
Finally knows why she is fightin’
On her own she was a titan
Now she’s among friends…

Ooh…

Oooooh.

Anime Campaign EP2 - (Official Upload)

JelloApocalypse 2023-01-27 | WATCH PLASTER'S NEW SONG - youtube.com/watch?v=YvN9GxxVgus
TTRPG CHARACTER SHEETS + EXTRAS HERE - patreon.com/posts/anime-campaign-77839640

This is second episode of "Anime Campaign", the TTRPG series that "Epithet Erased" is very loosely based on.

Originally streamed on Twitch.tv/SurpriseRoundRPG about 7-8 years ago, "Anime Campaign" was a series of loosely-connected episodic adventures with rotating party members and players. Each episode is loosely based on a different genre. I think this episode "Monkey Toy Audience", is loosely supposed to be "the baseball episode"? This stream (along with elements of later episodes) was eventually adapted into "Prison of Plastic".

EPISODE 2 CAST AND CREW:

GM - Brendan "Jello" Blaber
Co-GM - Roob (twitter.com/DoobyRoob)
Sylvie - Majin (twitter.com/MajinZelpher)
Agitha - Chris (twitter.com/TheGilstrap)
Lenny - Keen (twitter.com/Keeblebeeble)
Quinton - Plaster (twitter.com/plasterbrain)

Each episode will be reuploaded here with our best attempt at sound balancing and light editing once each respective episode has been adapted into Epithet Erased. For example, EP2 is currently being cut down and edited because that was the source material for "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic". It should be up within the month.

This series was taken offline to prevent new fans from spoiling themselves on future installments of Epithet Erased. In particular, Episode 4 contains massive spoilers that will severely impact the reader's enjoyment of later "Epithet" books where the focus of the book IS the spoiler in question.

We respectfully ask that if you love this series, please do not spread the original copies of the episode so that new fans can avoid them. Thank you so much!

In the meantime, you can support the original team by watching the thousands and thousands of hours of new content that these wonderful players have created in the years since the original broadcast. Check them out on Twitch:

Stabbyness - youtube.com/watch?v=O4BJRaQ9xLU&list=PLIO5L7W1uDs0IpUx4de32doLrztHVgVMS8

Surprise Round - twitch.tv/surpriseroundrpg

Anime Campaign EP1 - (Official Upload)

JelloApocalypse 2023-01-17 | This is first episode of "Anime Campaign", the TTRPG series that "Epithet Erased" is very loosely based on.

Originally streamed on Twitch.tv/SurpriseRoundRPG about 7-8 years ago, "Anime Campaign" was a series of loosely-connected episodic adventures with rotating party members and players. Each episode is loosely based on a different genre. The first episode, "Bliss Ocean Curiosities", is a western. This stream (along with elements of later episodes) was eventually adapted into episodes 5-7 in "Epithet Erased".

EPISODE 1 CAST AND CREW:

GM - Brendan "Jello" Blaber
Co-GM - William T. Sopp (twitter.com/bigmovingtarget)
Percy - Tom Laflin (twitter.com/TomLaflin)
Gorou - Kiane "Chula" King (twitter.com/KianeChulaKing)
Sgt. Eros - Roob (twitter.com/DoobyRoob)
Meryl - Lamp (twitter.com/WarpedLamp)

Each episode will be reuploaded here with our best attempt at sound balancing and light editing once each respective episode has been adapted into Epithet Erased. For example, EP2 is currently being cut down and edited because that was the source material for "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic". It should be up within the month.

This series was taken offline to prevent new fans from spoiling themselves on future installments of Epithet Erased. In particular, Episode 4 contains massive spoilers that will severely impact the reader's enjoyment of later "Epithet" books where the focus of the book IS the spoiler in question.

We respectfully ask that if you love this series, please do not spread the original copies of the episode so that new fans can avoid them. Thank you so much!

In the meantime, you can support the original team by watching the thousands and thousands of hours of new content that these wonderful players have created in the years since the original broadcast. Check them out on Twitch:

Stabbyness - youtube.com/watch?v=O4BJRaQ9xLU&list=PLIO5L7W1uDs0IpUx4de32doLrztHVgVMS8

Surprise Round - twitch.tv/surpriseroundrpg

CROW COMICS - (FalseKnees Comic Dub)

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-30 | ORIGINAL COMICS:
falseknees.com/268.html
falseknees.com/289.html

VOICES
The 1st Crow Trio - Brendan Blaber
The 2nd Crow Trio - Marissa Lenti

Doctors vs. Furries (COMIC DUB)

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-19 | Original comic by CoolFrogDude
coolfrogdude.tumblr.com/post/190739543695/original-thread-by-pukicho-and-several-other

CAST
Pikachu - Zack Maher (twitter.com/MajinZelpher)
Charmander - Wyatt Baker (twitter.com/OyobiWSTH)
Woman - Marissa Lenti (twitter.com/MarissaLenti)
Frog - Tom Laflin (twitter.com/TomLaflin)
Gengar - Brendan Blaber (twitter.com/BrendanBlaber)
Man - Zack Maher

Prison of Plastic - CAST LIVESTREAM! [PART 2]

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-10 | NOW GET THE PHYSICAL BOOK:
mascotbooks.com/mascot-marketplace/buy-books/uncategorized/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

GET THE AUDIOBOOK:
soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

GET THE DIGITAL PDF:
patreon.com/posts/75695036

Hello, all! This is our Launch Stream to celebrate the release of EPITHET ERASED - PRISON OF PLASTIC! We've got cast and crew members here for Q&A, artists for drawing, live character design reveals, and friends for games.

This stream will be going aaaaall day with dozens of guests popping in and out. Be sure to swing by and say hi before you pick up your copy of EPITHET ERASED - PRISON OF PLASTIC, available now!

Prison of Plastic - CAST LIVESTREAM!

Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic | AUDIOBOOK OUT NOW!

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-09 | GET THE AUDIOBOOK:
soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

GET THE eBOOK (best on tablets/phones):
Barns & Noble: barnesandnoble.com/w/epithet-erased-brendan-blaber/1142821155

GET THE DIGITAL PDF (best on Desktops):
patreon.com/posts/75695036

Animation by Ky Bullock and Powerhouse Studios
Compositing by Gordon Williams

NOTE: Due to print quality issues, the hard copy originally intended to be released via IngramSpark will be delayed indefinitely. A professionally published and printed version will be releasing later in 2023. In the meantime, the audiobook, eBook, and digital PDF are available, both of which have previews on Patreon.

More Epithet Erased TOMORROW! #shorts

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-08 | Naven and Rick are here to remind you that the new Epithet book releases TOMORROW on Ingram Spark with the accompanying audiobook on Soundbooth Theater!

Listen to the first 30 minutes FREE:
patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603

More Epithet Erased in 2 DAYS! #shorts

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-07 | It's the other members of Molly's family, AKA "the antagonists of the new book!". Learn more about them by picking up your copy of #EpithetErased Prison of Plastic, releasing December 9th.

Listen to the first 30 minutes RIGHT NOW!
patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603

More Epithet Erased in 3 Days! #shorts

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-06 | Meet Phoenica and Trixie, Molly's best friends who travel alongside her in our new book, Prison of Plastic, releasing December 9th.

Listen to the first 30 minutes RIGHT NOW!
patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603

More Epithet Erased in 4 Days! #shorts

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-05 | Molly and Giovanni's eyecatch cards for Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic, the new book releasing on December 9th. #shorts

Listen to the first 30 minutes here, absolutely free!
patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603

Epithet Erased SEQUEL - Out Next Week!

JelloApocalypse 2022-12-04 | The follow-up to Epithet Erased, "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic" is out NEXT WEEK on DECEMBER 9TH

Physical copies of the book available now. Get yours at Mascot Books: mascotbooks.com/mascot-marketplace/buy-books/uncategorized/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

To celebrate, we're doing a live stream with the cast and crew to promote the new release! Two of them, actually. The first will be a smaller promotional stream, then a big one on Launch Day proper.

For this first stream the book's illustrator and I will be drawing stuff, talking about Prison of Plastic, plans for more Epithet work, answering questions, looking at fanart, and maybe even designing a character or two on stream! Hope to see you there!

The Little Man - (COMIC DUB)

JelloApocalypse 2022-11-18 | Original comic by Rob Gilliam - robbiegeez.tumblr.com/post/149610809224/alien-comic

he's just a little guy

CAST
Alien - Oz Ryan
FBI - Brendan Blaber

MUSIC
Earthbound - Sanctuary Guardian
Epithet Erased - Punks in Session

Epithet Erased - Great at Crime (Official Music Video)

JelloApocalypse 2022-09-30 | Get the song here:
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/or3oandthemusicalghost/great-at-crime

Shout outs to HoaxGhost, the designer of this video's vocalist, D.C. Bell! Check out their artwork (twitter.com/Toiame) (instagram.com/hoaxghost/?hl=en)

And a huge thank you to everyone else who submitted designs for the "Great at Crime" contest! There were so many great options and I wish I could've shown off even more of them in the video. Be sure to check out the artists!

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VOCALS - OR3O
BACKUP VOCALS - Cassie Ewulu, Emily Fajardo, Brendan Blaber
INSTRUMENTAL - The Musical Ghost
MIXING - Altr Audio (Alterclad) (twitter.com/altraudioworks)
ARTWORK - Jacob Henry (twitter.com/juno99yk)
LYRICS + VIDEO - Brendan Blaber
BANZAI VOICES - Caleb Yen, Meg McClain, Cassie Ewulu, Emily Fajardo, Ry McKeand

Epithet Erased - Molly Hoodies!

JelloApocalypse 2022-09-20 | GET YOURS NOW - http://epitheterased.hellojuniper.com

Available for a limited time only! Shipping shoooould be almost free for people in the US.

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TRIXIE - Siv Ryan
MOLLY - Dani Chambers
PHOENICA - Bryn Apprill
SYLVIE - Zack Maher
FLAME THROWER / CRUSHER - Caleb Yen

Giovanni Gives Bear Trap an Order

JelloApocalypse 2022-09-16 | ORIGINAL COMIC: twitter.com/masu_pasu

VOICES
GIOVANNI - Kyle Igneczi
MOLLY - Dani Chambers

Just a small thing in between much lager projects.

Epithet Erased - Ramsey and Phoenica Dolls!

JelloApocalypse 2022-08-12 | DOLLS ARE ON SALE FOR THE FIRST 2 DAYS! You can get 15% OFF by using the code GOLD15 at checkout!

Get the Ramsey doll: makeship.com/products/ramsey-plush
Get the Phoenica doll: makeship.com/products/phoenica-plush

Buying both dolls together gives a 10% discount, using the code adds another 5% :)

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CAST + CREW
Ramsey - William T. Sopp
Phoenica - Bryn Apprill
Announcer/Silhouette Man - Gianni Matragrano

Written by Brendan Blaber
Shot and Edited by Paul Stafford (instagram.com/staff_1989)

Making a Sound Type in Pokémon

JelloApocalypse 2022-07-23 | We did this unprompted on stream at 3am, can you tell?

Support us on Patreon!
patreon.com/jelloapocalypse

Editor - twitch.tv/piph0
Pokemon Artist - twitter.com/BynineB

Peepo - ko-fi.com/lemew

People In The Video Who Talk:
Jello - Me!
Lenti - twitter.com/MarissaLenti
Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion
Piph - twitch.tv/piph0

but molly . . .

JelloApocalypse 2022-07-07 | Original comic by Masu
twitter.com/masu_pasu/status/1545159437647757317

PHOENICA - Bryn Apprill
MOLLY - Dani Chambers
TRIXIE - Siv Ryan

Epithet Erased - Countdown (Zora Villain Song)

JelloApocalypse 2022-06-06 | GET THE SONG HERE: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/plasterbrain/epithet-erased-countdown-feat-dawn-m-bennett

Vocals - twitter.com/DawnMBennettVA
Instrumental - @PhoebesHere
Mix/Master - Altr Audio (Alterclad) (twitter.com/altraudioworks)
Lyrics - Brendan Blaber + PLASTERBRAIN
Artwork - Ang_Z (instagram.com/ang_zeph) (twitter.com/Ang_z8S)

FULL LYRICS:

Never wanna rest
When there’s a bounty on my desk
Find that my ‘tention gets a-wrested by that
Poster in my mind
I got a fugitive to find
Bearin’ my canines, knowin’ that later I
Will have won
The countdown
The countdown
Has begun

VERSE 1:
Tracin’ blood through the mud, I can smell his fear
Wounded prey ain’t hard to track
“Life was hard behind bars,” said the shakin’ deer
“And I ain’t goin’ back!”
Tossed a pistol, made it crystal clear what’s next:
Ten paces or the iron cuffs
Your last chance to dance is layin’ at your feet
All you have to do is pick it up!
Ha!

CHORUS:
Time’s in my control
You won’t see the light of day
So show me what you got
Take your best shot
Fire away

BRIDGE 1:
Seems the next to hang’s
Gonna be an entire gang
This event will end with a bang like dy-na-
Might’ve had a chance
But I made physics look askance
Big iron romance, they’n I go an’ dance
Five to one
They go down
They go down
Like the sun

VERSE 2:
Chase you down like the sound of a sizzling spark
On a trail of TNT
Got your pals, all corralled, just for a lark
No one left but you ‘n me
And the tick-tock of my flintlock’s hangfire
Lights your lifespan like that powder trail
Had a little fun, thought you thought that you could run from me…
Gonna tell you, looks like you failed
Aw…

CHORUS:
Time’s in my control
And you know what people say
So show me what you got
Take your best shot
Fire away

BRIDGE 2:
Time to make amends
I got a client wants revenge
Jailbird had killed his former friend and the law
Let the bird fly free
Black-hearted murder up a tree
So he comes to me cause I’m reputedly
Number one
By sundown
By sundown
I’ll be done

VERSE 3:
There’s a notch on her watch for each man she’s killed
I think it’s cute she still has room
She’s the cock of the walk at her prison guild
Chick’s about to meet her doom
Gotta hand it to the bandit she can crow real loud
But every swan has a final song
Might be a canary fairly soon I fear
‘Cause her lifespan ain’t lookin’ long!
Hah~!

Time’s in my control
So’s the barrel of this gun
So show me what you got
Take your best shot
Now I’ve won

Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic - Say No [Lyric Video]

JelloApocalypse 2022-05-16 | Download the song here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/plasterbrain/say-no--epithet-erased-op-2-feat-sapphire

The main theme for the upcoming "Epithet Erased" book, Prison of Plastic. This song was made possible thanks to our backers on Kickstarter!

Vocals - @Sapphberry
Instrumental - @PhoebesHere
Mix/Master - Altr Audio (Alterclad) (twitter.com/altraudioworks)
Lyrics - Brendan Blaber + Plasterbrain
Lyric Video - Beebo (twitter.com/bumblingbeebo?t=WNCThllG1NjmFUHY9EDF7Q&s=09)

FULL LYRICS:

VERSE 1:
How do you balance the irons in the fire
When you keep gettin’ burned and you live with a liar?
Only a minor but the problem’s Ursa Major
You mend what’s broke but you can’t fix bad behavior

Terrified that you’re bein' inefficient
While you’re spinning your plates and washing’ the dishes
Friends all say that you need to take a break before you’re broken
But you’re terrified because in your eyes you know you need to go and-—

File your taxes
Breaking your back and
Wishing for freedom
Life's inelastic,
Prison of Plastic?
You’ve gotta make it so
You can just say no~oo

If you set yourself on fire
The world will leave you tired
So why don’t you just let it burn?

Say “Aw, heck it!”
Go on ‘n wreck it!

Let them find another warmer
The world is in your corner
It’s up to you to make it turn
Just say “No!”

VERSE 2:
What’s life like when you grant your own wishes?
Sorbet sky full a’ honey and kisses!
Baking? Self reflection? So exhausting!
Take those imperfections and coat them in frosting!

Craft your life, give it all you can give it
And pray for the day that you might be forgiven
The actors laugh on your behalf because you can control them
But to get a hug from the ones you love, you would need to console them--

All too much trouble
Stay in your bubble
Leave it to others!
It’s a bad habit
Make like a rabbit:
Bounce and then make it so
She can’t say no~oo

You can fix it all with magic
The sticks and stones, the tragic,
You’ll never reap what you have sown!

Be a hag and…
Slay your dragon!

If you bring your little sister
Admit how much you missed her
Then maybe you won’t be alone...

Make it so!

BRIDGE:
Innocent playing
Turned to dismaying
The dead of midnight
Princess of Plastic
You were the matchstick
But how could you have known?
Oh no…

No no NO no no no no, NO no no no no
NO no no no NO no no!

VERSE 3:
Life’s inelastic?
Prison of Plastic
Wishing for freedom!
(Yeah!)

Just say no!
You’re in contro~oll!
Please remember you’re related
Your hearts are filled with hatred
That doesn’t have to be the case

Cure your trauma!
Come to mama!

You won’t ever get that normal
But if you act sororal
Then maybe you could have a taste
Epithet Erased!

So This is Basically Genshin Impact

JelloApocalypse 2022-05-13 | This video took us so long to make because it took 90 wishes before we hit pity and pulled it. Oops.

VOICE CAST
Narrator/Zhongli/Sphinx - Brendan Blaber
Lumine - Ariana Rosario (twitter.com/luucariii)
Paimon - Siv Ryan (twitter.com/spectralfusion)
Barbara - Minh Ton (twitter.com/MinhyVA)

Additional Voices
Scott Frerichs - (twitter.com/KaiserNeko)
Tom Laflin - (twitter.com/TomLaflin)
Marissa Lenti - (twitter.com/MarissaLenti)
Zack Maher - (twitter.com/MajinZelpher)

Illustrator - Siv Ryan
Storyboards - Brendan Blaber
Music - Plasterbrain

Epithet Erased - That Beautiful Sound | [Beetlejuice Cover]

JelloApocalypse 2022-04-15 | Download the song by supporting us on Patreon!
patreon.com/posts/epithet-erased-64729094

VOCAL DIRECTOR - Dawn M. Bennett

MOLLY - Dani Chambers (twitter.com/SkiniMini07)
GIOVANNI - Kyle Igneczi (twitter.com/KyleIggy)
SYLVIE - Zack Maher (twitter.com/MajinZelpher)
NAVEN - Brendan Blaber (me!)
ZORA - Dawn M. Bennett (twitter.com/DawnMBennettVA)
MERA - Lindsay Sheppard (twitter.com/LSheppardVO)
MARTIN - Jay Preston (twitter.com/JayPreston)

BACKUP SINGERS
Wyatt Baker (twitter.com/OyobiWSTH)
Dawn M. Bennett
Brendan Blaber
Cyrus Rodas (twitter.com/CyrusRodas)
Lindsay Sheppard
Sarah Wiedenheft (twitter.com/SarahWiedenheft)

INSTRUMENTAL - Adam Halpin (twitter.com/theStyg)

MIX/MASTER - Altr Audio (Alterclad) (twitter.com/altraudioworks)

ARTWORK - Denaseey (twitter.com/denaseey?t=LT1jgB5gFb4gFf4NJRtwXg&s=09)

Original song from the musical Beetlejuice, written by Eddie Perfect.

LYRICS:

GIOVANNI:
Do you hear that sound? (Sylvie screams)

MOLLY:
That beautiful sound? (Sylvie screams)

GIOVANNI:
That is the sound of clean white shorts turning brown!
Torture and pain (SYLVIE: Hey! Hey, hang on!)
Breaking a brain (SYLVIE: I’m not a little pee pee boy!)
A sound that says
"I will never sleep well again!"

(Sylvie screams-- Molly mutes him)

MOLLY:
To silence a scream… It's music to me!
Cathartic enough to stand in for therapy!

GIOVANNI:
Trauma and fear, it sings in my ear

BOTH:
Ain't it the sweetest noise around
That beautiful sound?

GIOVANNI (Spoken):
Ooh! Someone's at the door

MOLLY (Spoken):
You wanna scare ‘em this time?

GIOVANNI:
More than anything!

MOLLY:
Okay, good luck Boss!

GIOVANNI:
Thanks, Bear Trap!

NAVEN:
Hello, I'm with the Sweet Jazz census bureau, do you have time for a few--

GIOVANNI:
(Weird tongue flailing noise)

NAVEN:
Uh. I--

GIOVANNI:
(Again, but louder)

NAVEN:
Uh. Okay. I’ll come back later then. (Door closes)

GIOVANNI:
Aw MAN. He wasn’t freaked out. Just weirded out.

MOLLY:
You’ll get ‘em next time, Boss.

GIOVANNI (Sung):
Panic and stress!

MOLLY (Sung):
Panic and stress!

GIOVANNI:
Oh ain't it the best?

MOLLY:
Is it the best?

GIOVANNI:
The sound of heart

MOLLY:
Heart

BOTH:
Exploding inside a chest

MOLLY:
Well buddy, you tried!

GIOVANNI:
We're ruining lives

BOTH:
Ain't it the sweetest noise in town
That beautiful sound?

GIOVANNI (Spoken):
Hey! You know what would make this even more awesome?

MOLLY:
What?

GIOVANNI:
My boys!

(Sung)
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

Boys~!

GIOVANNI + CAR CRASH + DARK STAR:
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

+ BEN
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

GIOVANNI (Spoken):
Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door, alright
(Banzai Blasters snicker in the background)
This time I’ll get ‘em for sure! Hehehe!
(Gio shushes the whispering)

ZORA:
Got a bounty for a “Vincent Murder?”

MOLLY:
You just need to know what people are scared of. Watch. OooOOooO!

ZORA:
AGH! Soap! MY WEAKNESS!!!

(Giovanni screams, Molly laughs, Zora runs away in fear)

(Doorbell)

GIOVANNI:
Oh, I get it! Okay, okay, shh!

MERA:
Hey. Stringbean. Where’s that kid?

GIOVANNI:
Oh. It’s this lady.

MOLLY:
I hear she’s scared of ducks.

MERA:
Wh-- No! N-no I’m not!

GIOVANNI:
Oh yeah? QUACK QUACK QUACK

MERA:
Agh!!!

MOLLY:
Ha-ha!

(ding-dong!)

GIOVANNI:
Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house…

MOLLY:
Shh, shh!

GIOVANNI:
Okay, okay lights!

MARTIN:
Hello? Is Molly there?
Have you seen my kid?
She’s s’posed to be workin’!
Huh. I can’t see anything--

GIOVANNI:
OOGA BOOGA!!!

MARTIN:
AAAAAH!!!

GIOVANNI:
Yeah, that’s right! Get outta here! Or I’ll give you responsibilities!

MARTIN:
Nooooo!!!

GIOVANNI (ENSEMBLE):
Yes I hear that sound! (Yes, we do, it's beautiful)

MOLLY (ENSEMBLE):
That beautiful sound (Yes, we do, it's beautiful)

MOLLY:
A sound that means
No more condescending adults
Hangin' around!

GIOVANNI:
Every groan

MOLLY + GIOVANNI::
Each wail and each moan~!
Adds up to: Dad is leavin'

MOLLY:
Me the hell alone!

MOLLY (GIOVANNI + ENSEMBLE):

Hey, little bear! (That’s our little bear girl)
Life’s finally fair! (Life’s finally fair girl)
I was inaudible (She was inaudible)

ALL:
But now I can swear!

MOLLY:
A round of applause!
Because I know

ALL:
All of you care!
Ain't it the
Sweetest noise around
That beautiful sound?
That sound
That sound
That sound!

That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound!

Pokémon Colosseum - Dogs in Love

JelloApocalypse 2022-02-04 | We stream games most Mondays! Watch here @JelloPlaysVideoGames

POKEMON ART
twitter.com/NinGeko_Art

CHARACTER ART
twitter.com/Emdyofficial

VOICES
Yam (player) - twitter.com/whambamyam
Jello - twitter.com/BrendanBlaber
Will - twitter.com/BigMovingTarget
Lenti - twitter.com/MarissaLenti
Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion
Keen (there for one line at the end lol) - twitter.com/Keenarn0r

Who is the Hottest Pokemon Character?

JelloApocalypse 2022-02-04 | Why did I give a thumbs up to all the old people, should I read into this?

Edited by PIPH - twitch.tv/piph0

The BEST Lemonades

Epithet Erased I Want it That Way - [Official Dub]

JelloApocalypse 2021-12-03 | Want a full villain song for Zora and Giovanni? Want more animated episodes? Support Epithet Erased on Kickstarter! kickstarter.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

Original animatic by Calico_Beeyoutube.com/watch?v=cOktP38N-QY

CAST
Sylvie - Zack Maher
Percy - Sandra Espinoza
Ramsey - William T. Sopp
Mera - Lindsay Sheppard
Indus - Anthony Sardinha
Giovanni - Kyle Igneczi
Zora - Dawn M. Bennett

Audio from Brooklyn 99

Glow in the Dark Molly and Trixie! - [Classic 90s Commercial]

JelloApocalypse 2021-12-02 | Get yours today!
MOLLY DOLL - makeship.com/products/molly-gitd-plush
TRIXIE DOLL - makeship.com/products/trixie-imp-gitd-plush

Support the Kickstarter to unlock more dolls and animated episodes!
kickstarter.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

CAST
Molly - Dani Chambers
Trixie - Siv Ryan
Narrator - Gianni Matragrano

Filming assistance - Ryan Burke

MUSIC
Misuse by Kevin MacLeod
Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4062-misuse
License: filmmusic.io/standard-license

Epithet Erased - Prison of Plastic [Chapter 1 Preview]

JelloApocalypse 2021-11-26 | Do you want a Giovanni villain song? A new fully-animated episode? SUPPORT THE KICKSTARTER!
kickstarter.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

One week after the events in the Sweet Jazz Museum, Molly Blyndeff tries to take some well-deserved time off at seashore with her friends. Her vacation is interrupted when the girls stumble on the freshly-beached body of Rick Shades, a bizarre "wizard" from the depths of the ocean.

The trio of girls bring Rick back to Molly's toy store in order to help him recover, but things quickly take a turn for the worse when Molly's older sister Lorelai gets involved. Her epithet, ☆Augment☆, gives her the power to create augmented realities, fantasy worlds that she refers to as "dream bubbles". Lorelai throws everyone into the store into one of her dream worlds and suddenly Molly's day off turns into an epic quest to escape Lorelai's world and rescue her friends from her sister's clutches.

Prison of Plastic is the story of two sisters living in a broken home struggling with their magical powers, themselves, and each other.

CAST:
Molly - Dani Chambers
Phoenica - Bryn Apprill
Trixie - Siv Ryan
Rick - Ray Chase
Narrator - Brendan Blaber

Epithet Erased - Prison of Plastic [Kickstarter Announcement!]

JelloApocalypse 2021-11-26 | Do you want a Giovanni villain song? A new fully-animated episode? SUPPORT THE KICKSTARTER!
kickstarter.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic

One week after the events in the Sweet Jazz Museum, Molly Blyndeff tries to take some well-deserved time off at seashore with her friends. Her vacation is interrupted when the girls stumble on the freshly-beached body of Rick Shades, a bizarre "wizard" from the depths of the ocean.

The trio of girls bring Rick back to Molly's toy store in order to help him recover, but things quickly take a turn for the worse when Molly's older sister Lorelai gets involved. Her epithet, ☆Augment☆, gives her the power to create augmented realities, fantasy worlds that she refers to as "dream bubbles". Lorelai throws everyone into the store into one of her dream worlds and suddenly Molly's day off turns into an epic quest to escape Lorelai's world and rescue her friends from her sister's clutches.

Prison of Plastic is the story of two sisters living in a broken home struggling with their magical powers, themselves, and each other.

Listen to Chapter 1 of the book here!
youtube.com/watch?v=kJGyRp0rKBg

Which Scooby-Doo Character is the Best?

Miles is a Robot - [Episode 5, Finale]

JelloApocalypse 2021-10-23 | This really WILL be the final testimony...

Watch us play more games LIVE on my Twitch! We're currently playing "The Great Ace Attorney" every Friday night! twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse

VOICE ACTORS:
Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion
Savvy - twitter.com/Eternal_Savvy
Will - twitter.com/bigmovingtarget
Marissa - twitter.com/MarissaLenti

THUMBNAIL/BACKGROUND:
Chelsea Crane - instagram.com/silversteampunk

MILES SLAP SPRITE ARTIST
twitter.com/DoodleConner

Miles is a Robot - [Episode 4]

JelloApocalypse 2021-08-20 | Watch us play more games LIVE on my Twitch! We're starting The Great Ace Attorney TONIGHT! twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse

VOICE ACTORS:
Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion
Savvy - twitter.com/Eternal_Savvy
Will - twitter.com/bigmovingtarget
Marissa - twitter.com/MarissaLenti

THUMBNAIL/BACKGROUND:
Chelsea Crane - instagram.com/silversteampunk

How to Absolutely NOT Play Magic the Gathering

JelloApocalypse 2021-04-16 | This video is sponsored by Magic the Gathering! Be sure to pick up the Strixhaven expansion when it drops later this month! bit.ly/JelloStrixhaven

PLAYERS:
Jello - twitter.com/BrendanBlaber
Will - twitter.com/bigmovingtarget

ANNOUNER:
Gianni Matragrano - twitter.com/GetGianni

MUSIC:
Plasterbrain - twitter.com/plasterbrain
Kevin MacLeod

Funkorama Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Almost Bliss Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

ADDITIONAL ARTWORK:
Siv!!! - twitch.tv/spectralfusion

Dice by Paul Latza

Deck curation by Burnarator - twitter.com/Burnarator

Miles is a Robot - [Episode 3]

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I came so close to giving every "Miles" video a different title just so I could title this one "Miles is Pooped" and I had JUST enough self control not to do that.

Watch us play more games LIVE on my Twitch! We're currently playing Layton vs. Ace Attorney and "Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn" (my favorite game ever)! twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse

VOICE ACTORS:
Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion
Savvy - twitter.com/Eternal_Savvy
Will - twitter.com/bigmovingtarget

THUMBNAIL/BACKGROUND:
Chelsea Crane - instagram.com/silversteampunk

EXTRA ARTWORK - Siv

Miles is a Robot - [Episode 2]

JelloApocalypse 2021-01-29 | This is a highlight reel from our playthrough of "Ace Attorney: Investigations 2", a game we did not like. This episode covers the second case but has SPOILERS FOR THE LAST CASE! Careful!

Watch us play more games LIVE on my Twitch! We're currently playing Layton vs. Ace Attorney and "Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn" (my favorite game ever)! twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse

VOICE ACTORS:
Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion
Savvy - twitter.com/Eternal_Savvy
Michaela - twitter.com/VAMichaelaLaws
Will - twitter.com/bigmovingtarget
Arim - twitter.com/TomLaflin

THUMBNAIL/BACKGROUND:
Chelsea Crane - instagram.com/silversteampunk

SIMON MONKEY ARTWORK - Siv

Brendan Blaber - Visual Reel (2020)

JelloApocalypse 2021-01-16 | WEBSITE + CONTACT INFO: brendanblaber.com/voice

A selection of voice acting roles from the last few years! This is my first visual demo I've ever put together, so I cheated a bit and a few of these characters are actually from 2019 and not just 2020.

CHARACTERS IN ORDER:

Mummy - "My Hero Academia"
Freddie - "Borderlands 3"
Jesus - "Cyanide and Happiness Shorts - The Last Supper"
Mothman Ah Muzen Cab - "Smite"
Sen - "Beyond the Fog"
Grand Bishop of the Church of Terra - "Legend of the Galactic Heroes: The New Thesis - Encounter"
Hiro - "Hiro the Dense"
Miyamoto - "Fire Force"
Bathhouse Man - "Thermae Romae"
Maurice - "Borderlands 3"
Eugene - "Little Ruby Roo's Dream Adventures"
Shore Patrol Koga - "Paladins"
Avi Kobo - "No Guns Life"
Doctor - "Super HxEros"
Jack - "Wild Card"
Ben/Giomommy - "Epithet Erased"

Huge thank you to xTGE for the Maurice/Freddie clips!
youtube.com/watch?v=WtOiC8L9hcw

Thank you to Elu & The Hive for Smite/Paladins clips!
youtube.com/user/noobabble

Surf Shimmy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

Miles is a Robot - [Episode 1]

JelloApocalypse 2021-01-08 | This is a highlight reel from our playthrough of "Ace Attorney: Investigations 2", a game we did not like. Each episode will cover one case from the game. Spoilers for both this game and the first "Ace Attorney: Investigations" game.

Watch us play more games LIVE on my Twitch! We're currently playing Layton vs. Ace Attorney and "Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance" (my favorite game ever)! twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse

VOICE ACTORS:
Siv - twitter.com/spectralfusion
Savvy - twitter.com/Eternal_Savvy

THUMBNAIL/BACKGROUND:
Chelsea Crane - instagram.com/silversteampunk

RED MOLE ARTWORK:
Junkbot3000 - twitter.com/Junkbot3k
junkbot3000.tumblr.com

We Broke Genshin Impact

JelloApocalypse 2020-12-28 | Watch more video game streams over on my Twitch at twitch.tv/jello_apocalypse!

Featuring Yam as Horribly Glitched Zhongli - twitter.com/whambamyam?lang=en

Unicorn Tails - Skyrim For 5 Year Olds!

JelloApocalypse 2020-11-16 | It's Unicorn Tails! The best game!

Some dads made this game because their little girls wanted a game where they could run around as a unicorn. They couldn't find a game where they could do that... so they made this!

My friend Marissa and I played this game and we liked it so much we offered to give it Free Professional Voice Acting, and now the game has voice acting! This game is actually great. Go buy it on steam.

Unicorn Tails - Skyrim For 5 Year Olds!

Team Four Star sent me snacks

JelloApocalypse 2020-11-14 | This video is not sponsored by anything I just like boxes